Conversation with The Gray Wolf filled Little Red Riding Hood with various conflicting feelings. Coming home, she told everything to her mom and dad. If the wolf finds out about it, he will start asking questions about children’s rights and threaten with juvenile justice or talk about the advantages of children being raised by grandmothers, because parents have to live on business trips.
This time, Little Red Riding Hood was buried under school assignments, but she was even glad because she wanted to distract herself from thoughts that swarmed in her head after talking with the wolf, similar to how bees swarm in a hive.
The homework was to study the Theory of the Great Winnie-Pshik. According to this theory, there was a time when herds of pigs grazed next to herds of bears in the forests. In these forests, bees started making homes inside trees, believing that trees were their houses. However, the food chain of pigs and bears began competing with the hives for honey. Christopher Robin’s house formed at the very top under the influence of wind and swaying trees. helium- and hydrogen-filled balloons and a rifle began to fly out. The first falls of the rifles caused only fear among pigs and bears, because of which the food chain sometimes took a stable form and sometimes came into a stage called weak interaction. But one day, the rifle shot directly into a balloon, which caused such a fright to some bears, that they began climbing trees and eating the bees’ honey.
In some hollows, the honey fermented. The life of bears in some families took a desperate turn. The females constantly quarreled with the males about how to spend free time and what to eat: honey or berries? Or maybe to make friends with pigs with cunning goals, but so that there would be more proteins and fats in the house? Opinions about tasty and healthy food in families began to differ. Because of strong hurricanes, flocks of donkeys began to fly by, and after that strange ropes appeared on the branches, seemingly hinting to the heads of families about hopelessness and the meaninglessness of life.
Bears began to fall from trees more and more often, hitting branches with the part of the brain responsible for theories. One fall coincided with the fall of a rifle and a balloon, filled with helium. The shot was so strong that a Winnie-Pshik was formed. Thus, animals became people and began telling the theory of evolution.
Having learned this assignment by heart, Little Red Riding Hood calmed down a little. She even began to smile a bit and thought that her life was not the hardest.
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