Red Riding Hood was a very grateful girl.
Her reflections on the Big Winnie-Boom Theory led her to understand in her own way.
At that very moment, it accidentally started to rain.
It’s so good that rain falls by chance on our planet!
Because now these beautiful accidental flowers can grow!
And then she thought, how nice it must be for polar bears where it always snows!
They can slide down the hill and play snowballs!
Red Riding Hood knew Russian and remembered the lyrics of a song in Russian:
Nature has no bad weather Every weather is a blessing Be it rain or snow — any season We must accept with gratitude.
And what should she do with the raindrops?
If you try to catch the drops to thank them, it turns out to be an ungrateful thing.
None of them even gets to hear the introduction.
So Red Riding Hood decided to visit her grandmother and take some snow from the freezer
and sing the words of another famous Russian song:
When I look out the window with you, I thank the snow.
And the snow falls, the snow falls, and everything shimmers and flows.
For you being in my destiny, thank you, snow.
Red Riding Hood put a handful of snow in a plate, placed the plate on a stump, and said a prayer using the words of the song, which she now repeated every day until she knew it by heart.
Red Riding Hood was a little upset that the snow melted because she only had time to say a short prayer while it listened.
And then the Gray Wolf came and said that in his church, there was a golden refrigerator that prolonged prayers for those who were doing well financially.
Red Riding Hood didn’t get flustered and asked the Wolf: does he have a zero on his neck?
The thing is, Red Riding Hood loved playing tic-tac-toe with her grandmother, and chance decided to make the symbol of salvation in their forest a zero.
This had already become a tradition for them.
They even embroidered with zeros.
But to Red Riding Hood’s surprise, the Wolf pulled a zero on a chain from inside his coat.
And Red Riding Hood realized that in front of her stood a true believer in Chance and the Winnie-Boom Theory.
She agreed and began bringing mushrooms and berries to the Church of the Golden Freezer.
